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December 28, 2005
Let's define "animal cruelty"....
...as "not this".
Okay. So Biscuit was sitting on the coffee table in front of me, and I had a chip clip in my hand. So what do I do? Duh. I put it on the cat's tail. Not on the boney spiney part, just sorta clipped it to the fluffy hairy part.
Biscuit tried to play it off. "Whatever. I see that thing on my tail, but I don't care about it. I'm a cat, and you're stupid." Then he stood up, the clip whacked into the side of the table, and
Biscuit.
Flipped.
Out.
BANG goes the chip clip into the closet, PSHOOM goes the cat out the door, and GUFFAW go Barb and me.
That wasn't cruel, was it? Nah.
Well, OK, a little. He came back into the room a little shaky-lookin', and cuddled with B for a minute. He was lookin' a mite piqued.
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Posted by Lee at December 28, 2005 10:58 PM